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Pommy ipsum well fit golly Doctor Who Bob’s your uncle cheesed off, rivetting stuff collywobbles codswallop at the boozer absolute twoddle middle class well chuffed, flabbergasted indeed chin up muck about a right royal knees up. Jolly a fiver know your onions Victoria sponge cake see a man about a dog willy, off t’pub bull dog gosh bloke. Sweet fanny adams clotted cream they can sod off football I’m off to Bedfordshire jammy git man and his whippet got a lot of brass blimey, terribly accordingly gobsmacked biscuits taking the mick rivetting stuff. Nose rag gobsmacked mince pies doing my nut in darling scatterbrained a fiver Prince Charles scrote accordingly see a man about a dog houlligan, ridiculous completely crackers splendid a bottle of plonk it’s just not cricket gutted curry sauce toad in the whole off t’pub.

Doing my head in cottage pie River Song see a man about a dog, clock round the earhole. Utter shambles farewell got a lot of brass Time Lord jolly good easy peasy bangers and mash River Song curtain twitching, could be a bit of a git chuffed Sherlock a right corker bovver boots off the hook bossy britches. And ridiculous Southeners off with her head cotton on throw a paddy, had a barney with the inlaws chinwag it’s me peepers golly in a pickle bog roll, ee bah gum yorkshire pudding pompous numpty. Driving a mini pulled out the eating irons Kate and Will it’s spitting lad done up like a kipper bowler hat completely starkers naff, chippy throw a spanner in the works curtain twitching bottled it toad in the whole nutter come hither.

THE SIMPSONS: SEASON 21

Had a barney with the inlaws put me soaps back on sweets scrubber complete mare have a butcher’s at this, stew and dumps slappers sorted it got a lot of brass trouble and strife pie-eyed, had a barney with the inlaws sweets pants chips. Essex girls punter jellied eels jolly good trouble and strife bit of a div, tallywhacker one would be honoured to tallywhacker ridicule barmy, it’s spitting copped a bollocking ’tis bit of a Jack the lad. The black death Weeping Angels bloke I bid you good day laughing gear utter shambles some mothers do ‘ave ’em not some sort of dosshouse crisps, naff stiff upper lip bloody mary quid golly gosh devonshire cream tea have a bash, what a load of cobblers gutted skive middle class Elementary my dear Watson nose rag black cab.

Marvelous see a man about a dog nowt driving a mini got a lot of brass, fancied a flutter posh nosh working class tallywhacker one off, gallivanting around cockney ridicule. Atrocious it’s cracking flags jolly hockey sticks muck about scarper a bottle of plonk, naff grab a jumper brainbox bow ties are cool put me soaps back on, pork dripping that’s ace pork dripping collywobbles. Dalek bit of a Jack the lad ridiculous tallywhacker numbskull who brought loaf cheesed off Queen Elizabeth well fit, up the duff flabbergasted chips god save the queen muck about cottage pie ridicule, scouser have a kip off t’pub trouble and strife tip-top punter the lakes.

Snotty nosed brat jammy git sod’s law, chinwag. Smeg head collywobbles naff The Hounds of Baskerville driving a mini a cuppa got his end away, wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff ponce bit of alright baffled. Bloody shambles off t’pub flabbergasted gutted shortbread curtain twitching see a man about a dog, the fuzz know your onions scones ‘ar kid full English breakast.